Are you sick of this bullshit? Every stupid day it's the same load of nonsense. Your inbox is a junkyard, and your patience is wearing thin. We have to do something about this. It's time to say enough is enough!

• Flag all spam emails you receive.
• Remove yourself from any unwanted mailing lists.
• Employ a good spam filter.

Don't let these scumbags win! Stand up the tide of spam and reclaim your inbox. We can do this!

This Damn Spam is Flooding My Mail

I hate getting spam. It's like an endless torrent of crap clogging up my inbox. But lately, it's gotten worse. I'm talking about really creepy spam that makes me want to punch a wall.

• These creeps
• keep bombarding me with
• some really weird stuff

I've tried blocking them, but they just keep coming back. It's like a Sisyphean.

Honestly, I don't know what to do anymore.

Maybe it's time to get a new email address?
Or maybe I should just give up and live off the grid

Go Away, and Your Annoying Spam

Are we seriously this blind to fall for this crap? I'm sick of seeing your pitiful attempts at robbing innocent click here people. {Get a real job|Go find yourself a hobby and leave us alone.

• Lay off the spam
• Your ads are annoying
• {Go away forever|Disappear already

Shove The Heck Outta Here With That Junk

You know what really drives me crazy? Receiving/Getting/Seeing that obnoxious/stupid/horrible junk mail in my inbox/email/messages. It's like these morons think they can just bombard/flood/throw me with their useless/pointless/worthless garbage/advertisements/promotions. Get a grip!/Seriously?/Come on!, people. Stop it!/Have some decency!/Figure out something else to do!.

• Learn to filter/block/ignore that nonsense/rubbish/bullshit and give me a break!/leave me alone!/go away!
• And for crying out loud/mercy/heck/gods sake, stop with the overpriced/useless/fake products/services/deals. Nobody wants your junk/trash/garbage.

Spam: The Fuckest Thing Ever Invented

Dude, seriously? Junk Mail is the {Worst|Most Cringeworthy|Absolute BiggestPile ofDumbass|Unbearable thing ever invented. It's like a Nightmare that just won't Die. You Attempt to Maintain a clean inbox, and then BAM! A flood of Garbage from some Jerk trying to sell you something Stupid. I mean, come on, can't we just Ignore it?Block it all?Drown in the Chaos?

Honestly, WeNeed to. It's like a Disease on the internet. A Fucking Headache that just won't Disappear. I know there are people who actually Use spam, but for everyone else? It's just a Waste of Time.

I Can't Stand Another Damn Fcking Spam Email

My inbox is like a festering wound of pointless crap. All the damn time, I’m getting bombarded with these stupid spam emails that promise me miracle cures. It's enough to make me want to throw in the towel. I swear, if I see one more advertisement for cheap Viagra, I’m going to lose it.

• {Seriously|Just stop
• Spammers are the worst!
• I need a break from technology.